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.蜜蜂狂追蝴蝶，蝴蝶却嫁给了蜗牛。蜜蜂不解：他哪里比我好蝴蝶回答：人家好歹有自己的房子，哪像你住在集体宿舍！····························································
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2.生产队买了只公驴，可是没几天就死了。刚好母驴发情了。生产队的员工就打电话去在外地出差的生产队队长。"队长啊，母驴发情，可是公驴已经死了。是先买头公驴还是等你回来？"
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3.有一天一头大象在洗澡。突然有一只蚂蚁走过来对这大象说。你站起来。打响就站起来。蚂蚁！你坐下去吧。大象不解问蚂蚁你想干什么呀。一会站起来一会坐下去的。蚂蚁回答说！我的内ku丢了我看看是不是你偷穿了！
4.给我一个食堂的馒头作为支点，我就能翘起地球！（理解一下吧，这食堂的馒头有多硬…）
5.小屎壳郎：妈妈，我们为什么要吃屎呢？屎壳郎妈妈：这孩子，吃饭的时候怎么能说这么恶心的事！
6.夜空中一颗流星划过，我连忙许愿，希望你能变得漂亮些。谁知刚许完心愿，流星"嗖"的一下返回来，对我说"大哥，你成心为难我是不是？！！
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